Eres tu, no yo, so fuck this!: Archive

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Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Clients From Hell: After sending two invoices for... →

clientsfromhell: After sending two invoices for payment, I sent another and called the client when the receipt that they had received it came back. Client: Why are you calling me? Me: You haven’t paid and this is the third invoice I’ve sent. Client: It’s even more than the last one! Me: Yes. The…

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Escarra estaba cuando profanaron la tumba de...

maggotdrac: ” Todo el que profane mi tumba tendrá duros sufrimientos y sus seguidores morirán en lote” Simón Bolívar =D Ya van 5, vamos pelona, llévate al de la idea. Amen.

Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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No tortures tu vista con fotos porno, torturalos... →

Y gracias a las/los 130 que han leído o los pocos que han repetido lecturas. Si me gustaría recibir algún comentario o critica que ayuden a mejorar lo que escribo. Si es por pena, pueden hacerlo por privado. :3

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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clientsfromhell: A client has various business areas which are identified by acronyms, including LAP, EQP and FAP. They wanted some new online adverts made up. I asked what ideas they’d had for the text. This is what they came back with FAP online (everyone is doing it) FAP in schools FAP for life.

Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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chavalone asked: flor... suéltame una...

breaking-the-girl: Go nasty. El sexo esta bien hecho si es sucio. No quejarse, ser inventivo, jugar mucho, lamer mucho, un poco de violencia bien ejercida sin faltar el respeto, y siempre pensar en la mujer primero xq a nosotras nos cuesta mucho desconectar la mente del mundo y lograr el climax. Una mujer relajada, por instinto, responde bien a un ambiente de perversion y sexualidad pura. Y...

Jan 20th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 16th

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Morgan Freeman

El papá de los helados.

Jan 16th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 15th

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Ok so...

This image I posted last night of a girl having her hair pulled, while supposedly having sex (the wonders of the intentional crop is always a thrill in photography) has made already 96 likes/notes already with a lot of hilarious comments of girls (the wonders of internet anonymity and the thrill to know or not know if they are supposedly girls) about having their hair pulled. I found it...

Jan 15th

Anonymous asked: How long it’s been since you’ve kissed?

Jan 14th

Anonymous asked: Are you in love?

Jan 14th

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